Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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