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  One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.

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• which end?

  Submitted by miss_scarlet on Jan 15, 12 at 12:25pm

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  • of the rake... thought i should clarify

    Submitted by miss_scarlet on Jan 15, 12 at 12:26pm

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• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a knife. Get in the van.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jan 15, 12 at 4:30pm

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• Usually I'm not the bitch that's going to call "unoriginal", but this is a direct Shane Dawson quote. Boo.

  Submitted by mathhoe95 on Jan 15, 12 at 1:03pm

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• This is freaking hilarious!

  Submitted by TXassHawtie on Jan 17, 12 at 11:58pm

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• Insanity wolf

  Submitted by dasawesome on Jan 16, 12 at 12:28am

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• You fuck me with a rake? I fuck you with a telephone pole.

  Submitted by aloein on Jan 15, 12 at 12:26pm

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• I've seen this soooooo many times.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 16, 12 at 4:40am

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• Hey that doesn't rhyme.

  Submitted by kallimist on Jan 15, 12 at 5:17pm

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• This is from Shane Dawson's YouTube channel. Very funny video.

  Submitted by Alyssaaa123 on Jan 15, 12 at 12:28pm

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• This was on the internet three years ago

  Submitted by ssabmud on Jan 15, 12 at 4:15pm

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• O.P. is AFC divisional game talking to Tebow

  Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 15, 12 at 2:18pm

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• "Blue-Star" worthy.

  Submitted by GuppyGuppy on Mar 5, 13 at 9:34pm

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• Favorited. Well played Sir.

  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 15, 12 at 12:18pm

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