Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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