Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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