Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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