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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..

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you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.

(646): View more from New York

nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..

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Am I the only one that imagines "classy sex" as a dude in a tuxedo, banging a chick in a formal gown, by pulling his dick through the zipper hole and lifting her skirt ever so gently?

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 27, 10 at 7:59pm

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- Don't forget the top hat and a monocle.
  
  Submitted by Anonymous_ on Mar 27, 10 at 11:15pm
  
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wow, way to keep it classy.

Submitted by Anonymous_ on Mar 27, 10 at 7:15pm

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I like how the comments go: First, Second, Third, Fourth, Slut!

Submitted by jiggaboo on Mar 27, 10 at 8:38pm

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- Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis?
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 11:52pm
  
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Haha nicer classy sex bud :)

Submitted by 143too on Mar 27, 10 at 8:00pm

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Keep it classy.

Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 27, 10 at 7:17pm

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wow Id do it naked

Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on Mar 27, 10 at 10:06pm

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Usually if I want to keep it from getting serious, I just do anal. I assumed that was why God invented it.

Submitted by Anonoman on Mar 27, 10 at 9:30pm

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Uhh, how old are the guys you date?

Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 27, 10 at 10:21pm

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Haha. Naked sex IS way better... But it's also much more intimate and makes you feel more vulnerable.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:19pm

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fuck that naked only way to go

Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 29, 10 at 8:51am

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Maybe she's a fatty and only let's certain people see her naked....

Submitted by codii on Mar 28, 10 at 12:39am

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8:38 ur calling urself a slut because if you look at it it seems you made all of those posts just you can post that last one to confirm you are a slut.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 2:07am

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Bend over and give it to her baby

Submitted by Michguy on Mar 27, 10 at 9:32pm

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Hairless chest ftw! I have one ;)

Submitted by Saeglopur on May 21, 11 at 1:17am

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i dont even take my socks off sometimes....

Submitted by MsLovelyLiz on Mar 30, 10 at 10:05pm

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Do you want him to have chest hair?!? Very few guys can pull off the rugged look. A bare chest is where it's at. Hotttt

Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 3, 11 at 3:47am

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I always thought that naked sex was better. I look forward to your wedding. This relationship has a great chance of working.

Submitted by Garner on Mar 28, 10 at 4:46am

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- there's not gonna be a wedding. that's the point.
  
  Submitted by peeaceandpifff on Mar 28, 10 at 3:19pm
  
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he's actually a SHE

Submitted by Bigtilley on Mar 27, 10 at 10:44pm

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It's like Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

Submitted by Stotan1228 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:31am

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IAWTC

Submitted by Rikoshi on Mar 27, 10 at 8:49pm

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Slut!

Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 27, 10 at 7:30pm

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@maskedman yep, you're the only one

Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 27, 10 at 8:08pm

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Here's to America, as we day in northern Ireland.... Long may ur dung reek

Submitted by zerowolf on Mar 27, 10 at 9:05pm

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First tess

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 7:03pm

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Third

Submitted by crackajake on Mar 27, 10 at 7:11pm

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monogamous relationship - the belief in true love = slut? yeahh.

Submitted by peeaceandpifff on Mar 28, 10 at 3:18pm

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Fourth

Submitted by yessa on Mar 27, 10 at 7:15pm

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second

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Submitted by maskedman on Mar 27, 10 at 7:59pm

Submitted by Anonymous_ on Mar 27, 10 at 11:15pm

Submitted by Anonymous_ on Mar 27, 10 at 7:15pm

Submitted by jiggaboo on Mar 27, 10 at 8:38pm

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 11:52pm

Submitted by 143too on Mar 27, 10 at 8:00pm

Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 27, 10 at 7:17pm

Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on Mar 27, 10 at 10:06pm

Submitted by Anonoman on Mar 27, 10 at 9:30pm

Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 27, 10 at 10:21pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:19pm

Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 29, 10 at 8:51am

Submitted by codii on Mar 28, 10 at 12:39am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 2:07am

Submitted by Michguy on Mar 27, 10 at 9:32pm

Submitted by Saeglopur on May 21, 11 at 1:17am

Submitted by MsLovelyLiz on Mar 30, 10 at 10:05pm

Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 3, 11 at 3:47am

Submitted by Garner on Mar 28, 10 at 4:46am

Submitted by peeaceandpifff on Mar 28, 10 at 3:19pm

Submitted by Bigtilley on Mar 27, 10 at 10:44pm

Submitted by Stotan1228 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:31am

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Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 27, 10 at 8:08pm

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