I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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