at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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