There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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