so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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