first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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