i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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