everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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