I only kidnapped one of them. chill
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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