Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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