Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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