You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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