didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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