I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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