I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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