Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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