They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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