my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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