Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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