lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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