It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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