its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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...he texted himself while crying alone in his room eating a tub of chunkey monkey ice cream and jacking off to a picture of his ex.
masterbating using his own tears as lubricant
That was once, and it was Valentine's Day.
the best sex is with a constant partner you both learn how to drive the other crazy
Hmmmm. You sound like one of the good guys ;-)
At least it won't be hard for her to find someone better and smarter than you
Looks like his girlfriend just lost a 170 pound douchebag tumor
You don't text message breakup
I see stds and multiple paternity tests in your future.
How about you not being a douche about it and just breaking it off with her?
Hahaha @ReesesPoofs!!
Hope you get herpes motherfucker!
Thats when you find a girl who likes to share... Then its never normal.
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!! BUDDY!!
Jerk!
any of you even consider that maybe she just sucks that bad in bed?
Maybe she was "bad" by this douchelord's Charlie Sheen standards...
F.A.B....fuck a bitch
no one on this forum is married I'm guessing.
ahahahaha awesome
For what it's worth, at least he's being honest. He could have strung her along for years before telling her this.
honesty
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