Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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