He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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