the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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