Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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