we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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