Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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