i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
