and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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