Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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