he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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