Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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