No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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