I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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