i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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