I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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