I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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