Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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