24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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