She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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