it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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