She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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