He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
