writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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