i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
