who has ever said/texted, "Dude, I'm so turned on right now."? Why not just be like, "Whad up, bro, I have a boner!!" or, for that matter, "make the magic happen"?
Whoever says coke and sex don't work together definitely hasn't had the opportunity to do both at the same time.
For reference... not a cokehead bur have dabbled with the GF.
how exactly is this a text from "last night"? Jeopardy is on during the day, i also seriously doubt that "do another line" or "make the magic happen" have ever been texted by anyone, ever.
11:43 - 347 here (yes, honestly). Marriage, maybe. But if you're hot I'll defintely sleep with you. We can even watch Jeopardy.
"oh gosh. 347. marry me, please.
June 18, 2009 11:43PM"
And some of you people are crazy, those girls were hot AND smart. How is that not a huge turn on?
OK, I feel better now... I thought I was the only one who noticed the two hot chicks on Jeopardy that night... and I would have boned the chick with the glasses until the cows came home
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