no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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