Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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